Is a person doing the work?
No. The models do the work — the drafting, judging, refuting and verifying. I read what ships, I am accountable for it, and I am the one you email. I do not do the analysis by hand, and I do not pretend to.
So am I buying access to an AI?
No. You buy files: a private page, a PDF, a zip. Nobody is sold a seat, a login, a chat window or a share of an account. The models are run under their maker’s terms, which assign the output to the account holder; that output is what I sell you, and once released it is yours.
Which models?
Frontier language models from a major US lab, named plainly in the Terms. Nothing here is fine-tuned on customer data, and no customer data is used for training.
What happens after I pay?
Stripe emails your receipt. Within minutes a second email from LOTD Studio <studio@curiouskelly.com> carries your private intake link (valid 14 days); check spam for that sender if it is not there. The delivery clock starts when you submit the intake, not when you paid.
What if it’s wrong, or late, or not what I needed?
A deliverable that fails the verifier is never released and you are refunded in full. Late is a full refund and you still get the work. “Not what I needed” within 7 days gets one free re-run with your corrections; if it is still not useful, half back. All of it is written in Refunds.
Can you refuse a brief?
Yes. Anything illegal, deceptive, high-risk-regulated or simply out of scope is declined and refunded in full, with a sentence saying why.
What do you do with my data?
It goes into the job and nowhere else. Job folders are purged 30 days after release. Every email carries a delete-my-data link, honoured within 7 days. The method is reused across customers; your data is not. Details in Privacy.
Why is the founder’s own plan the sample?
Because it is the only real one I had, and because it says $1,000 when I wanted $7,000. If the workflow flattered me I would not sell it.
Is this advice?
It is business analysis or software. It is not legal, tax, medical, insurance, employment or investment advice. Act on it with your own judgment.